the-absolute-best-gifs:

lolsofunny:
What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.
well okay then
SCIENCE
Science you’re drunk again

the-absolute-best-gifs:

lolsofunny:

What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.

well okay then

SCIENCE

Science you’re drunk again

191,628 notes

shercockandmycrotch:

fiftyonefiftied:

Wanna hear a joke? 

What did Jensen’s left leg say to his right leg?

Nothing, because they’ve never met. 

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joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

(Source: itsjusa)

33,113 notes

justcallmesweetpee:

It was a typo, man… Yahoo’s got some serious attitude. 

justcallmesweetpee:

It was a typo, man… Yahoo’s got some serious attitude. 

68,040 notes

hiddles-girl:

-sunflowerseeds:

Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. 

so the legends are true

(Source: verityveritas)

106,448 notes

ghosttavros:

jagermonstermotive:

Chapter one of Dangan Ronpa gets so much better if you ponify “baseball” to “gay sex”. Not that it changes a single thing about Leon’s dialogue.

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im crying

(Source: vincentvangodot)

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shalrath:

If a guy pauses his Black Ops just to text you back, dump him anyway, what kind of a tasteless piece of shit plays Black Ops anyway

118 notes

lydiallama:

coinincident:

lydiallama:

welcome to dangan ronpa this is your main protagonist
he will be solving complex murder cases

I’m not a dangan ronpa fan but I thought of Link when I read the words

wouldn’t that be more like

lydiallama:

coinincident:

lydiallama:

welcome to dangan ronpa this is your main protagonist

he will be solving complex murder cases

I’m not a dangan ronpa fan but I thought of Link when I read the words

wouldn’t that be more like

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3,069 notes

clay-princess:

kaalashnikov:

foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve
but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars
like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow
like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

I FORGOT HOW ANGRY THIS POST MADE ME


And then theres this

clay-princess:

kaalashnikov:

foxyplaydate:

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

i’m fucking crying

I FORGOT HOW ANGRY THIS POST MADE ME

And then theres this

47,254 notes

miaman:

well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said

miaman:

well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said

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